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2013-04-26 20:50:10

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

come and visit my book of faces !

or birdy site

Comment, subscribe and share !

you can download like a pirat, or simply here

download :

if you have questions (like can you give me link to the Video of the Washmashine)

or guitar acords :) Check your PM on youtube ;) or simply ask me on facebook, i answer everyone.

washmashine clip =

p.s. facebook follovers allready listening to new video ;) but no1 does read this anyways :}

TEXT :

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov

and i'm an engineer !

just let me take my breakfast first,

cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine

constructions ewerywhere

i can explain the world for you,

all that i need is chair

i built many buildings,

well some of them have failed

i had to leave my country,

so through the sea i sailed !

Refrain

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

i think we'll put this thing right here

trust me, i'm an engineer

what the fuck did just happened here ?

trust me, i'm anengineer !

with epic skill and epic gear !

trust me, i'm an engineer !

oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

i built alot of bridges,

some of them even dance

my buildings are very secure !

Intruders have no chance !

you want to drive a broken car

i can help you in this !

no wheel, no tire ! no problem !

those parts i never miss !

my good diploma give me jobs

although i didn't study,

i simply got this from a friend,

as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere,

and sometimes build a Road (

you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !

i piss in expert mode !

interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,

physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn

let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you

cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !

i drive my tractor like a boss

see what jump i just did ? !

you say this is impossible ?

just like i give a shit !

my bicycle is wearing shoes

showel bazooka is in use

oven in my car melting ore

i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun

and dirty brick to wash

now i say : my work here is done

was hard day, oh my gosh...

Outtro with

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

i think we'll put this thing right here

trust me, i'm an engineer

what the fuck did just happened here ?

trust me, i'm anengineer !

with epic skill and epic gear !

trust me, i'm an engineer !

oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

2013-04-26 23:34:57

Tady jeden takovej milouckej drtic...

2013-04-27 01:32:54

lukyisek: já mít F40ku tak se na nějakyho šaška v GT-R vykašlu :D

2013-11-10 23:51:01

GTA 5 Physics be like

Pretty much an exact representation of GTA 5 physics.

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2014-01-28 11:48:44

Borec

Pigeon (Rémi Gaillard) - Movie scene

Rémi Gaillard est N'IMPORTE QUI : Au cinéma le 5 mars 2014.

Une chose est certaine, il continue de faire n'importe quoi...

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2014-02-27 21:24:48

Chudák holka

Žena, auto a sneh video

2015-05-01 16:01:26

Tohle napadne fakt jenom Japonce

Konec je nejlepší

Tire ski jump.

Tire ski jump.

2015-05-01 16:02:18

A tohle je taky haluz

World s Safest Car

NO_HITS  
Laďa
2015-05-01 16:31:51

žena auto a sníh

 Romik
Roman
2015-05-02 13:12:10

GTR drift

Daigo Saito's 1000HP HKS R35 GTR Formula D Shakedown

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2015-05-02 18:16:31

romik: auto na trakci zk.. tím,že jí postrádá

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